We Hope You’re Having a Holly Jolly Christmas Eve 1

We Hope You’re Having a Holly Jolly Christmas Eve

I spent 11 Christmas Eves alone as a single mom. Well, not alone every year. But, I did the Lion’s share of the shopping and preparing and then setting up gifts from Santa…don’t you just hate “some assembly required?”

You’ve maxed out your credit cards, put up the tree, wrapped gifts and baked cookies, which, by the way, will settle nicely on your hips and thighs. And I promise that at midnight Christmas Eve you’ll remember something you need from the grocery store.

But it’s the most wonderful time of the year! Except for how it’s totally not when you’re a single mom on Christmas Eve. Whether you’re a Grinch or a Christmas-lover, some things about Christmas are really, really terrible, and all the Santa hats and candy cane ornaments in the world can’t cover that up.

With that in mind, we’ve put together this article in the hope that you’ll at least get a laugh or two while doing your Christmas Eve single mom duty.

Have a Holly Jolly Christmas!

1. Red, white, just keep my glass full…

holly jolly christmas

 

2. We fill your pain…

 

3. Love? Don’t you need to be crazy…

 

4. Show those pearly whites…

 

5. I guess she stays after hours…

 

6. Naughty is always nice…

 

7. Single moms and poverty go together…

 

8. No explanation needed…

 

9. We’ll be avoiding you…

 

10. Someone keep her away from the plum pudding…

 

11. Oh sister, surely you kid…

 

12. Sakes alive girl, we are with you…

 

13. Good riddance…

 

May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright New Year. Here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! From the DivorcedMoms family to yours.

 

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